LeStarZ's Geezer Hitch
Drawing: an old man whose pants are sliding down below his belly, labelled problem. Drawing: the same man wearing one diagonal strap, labelled solution: Geezer Hitch.

It keeps your pants up. That's the whole idea.

The Geezer Hitch solves just one of your geezer problems. No more tight belt, no more pants hanging low and always threatening to fall off.

It is a suspender with only one strap, so it goes on easily, and it has an answer to the bathroom problem that ordinary suspenders never solved.

$49Shipping included in the US
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What makes it different

One strapIt crosses one shoulder like a bandolier, without the ammo. One clip at the back, one at the front, two adjusters.

Wear it under your shirtNobody sees it. Small adjustments during the day are made right through your shirt.

The Outhouse LanyardA short elastic cord that keeps the Hitch from escaping over your shoulder when you drop your pants. You can use the bathroom without taking off your shirt.

Drawing: the Outhouse Lanyard, an elastic cord clipped between the Hitch and the waistband.
The Outhouse Lanyard clips to the waistband about six inches from the main clip.

Not only for geezers

Young men with sliding pants, women whose trousers won't stay put: the Geezer Hitch doesn't discriminate. No age or gender limits.

Instructions

Questions

Write to Lestar Z. at lestarz@lestarz.com.