The Geezer Hitch solves just one of your geezer problems. No more tight belt, no more pants hanging low and always threatening to fall off.
It is a suspender with only one strap, so it goes on easily, and it has an answer to the bathroom problem that ordinary suspenders never solved.
One strapIt crosses one shoulder like a bandolier, without the ammo. One clip at the back, one at the front, two adjusters.
Wear it under your shirtNobody sees it. Small adjustments during the day are made right through your shirt.
The Outhouse LanyardA short elastic cord that keeps the Hitch from escaping over your shoulder when you drop your pants. You can use the bathroom without taking off your shirt.
Young men with sliding pants, women whose trousers won't stay put: the Geezer Hitch doesn't discriminate. No age or gender limits.
Write to Lestar Z. at lestarz@lestarz.com.